Window shopping and pretty lights
If you love Jesus...
You'll probably go to church.
And if you go to church...
You'll probably get involved.
And if you get involved...
You'll get more involved. (It's true, folks!)
And if you get more involved...
You'll start helping out with projects. Like fundraisers.
And if you help out with a fundraiser...
You'll probably go to the fundraising dinner.
And if you go to the fundraising dinner...
You'll probably dress up. All spiffy like.
And if you dress up all spiffy like... your husband will probably kiss you. (No. Wait. Sorry... I got distracted.)
If you dress up all spiffy like...
You'll probably want to go downtown to look at Christmas lights. With your friends.
Because they love Jesus.
And if they love Jesus... you'll probably start to love Jesus more too.